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Jul
30th
Wed
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aslaveobeyss:

One day I’ll take pictures of something other than my butt

Perfect ass of Tumblr

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aslaveobeyss:

I guess I changed my mind about the butt spreading gif

Nice Gif

aslaveobeyss:

I guess I changed my mind about the butt spreading gif

Nice Gif

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aslaveobeyss:

buttholehunter:

aslaveobeyss:

I got asked for the brush in my pussy so here’s that

When did you take this aslaveobeyss

Wow I don’t even remember

Best pussy eva!

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moosemolester:

Topless Tuesday ?

Can she be any prettier?

moosemolester:

Topless Tuesday ?

Can she be any prettier?

Jul
22nd
Tue
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fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

Terrified of an educated mind liberals are.

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Anonymous said: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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I think you are hot. Beautiful

Jul
20th
Sun
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Home made boom sound speakers. Project with the kids.

Jul
11th
Fri
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Jesus!

(Source: ruggedrussian, via wetsexyteenworld)

Jul
10th
Thu
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My baby girl is now a licensed driver. You grew up too fast. Congratulations.

My baby girl is now a licensed driver. You grew up too fast. Congratulations.

Jul
8th
Tue
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Waiting for mommy to get home.

Waiting for mommy to get home.