December 2010
52 posts
What do a 9volt battery and a woman’s asshole have in common? You know its wrong but sooner or later yur gonna stick your tounge to it!
Chilling on the couch gonna shower in a bit.
November 2010
64 posts
Lunch at Lucky’s in Tucson (off of Park and Speedway) was delicious! MSG fun! Hahahha, so stuffed.
Getting Lunch by the U of A in Tucson.
Is it time to go home yet?
This drive to Tucson is slow! @JohnjayandRich made me cry this AM with Christms wish. Can’t drive with tears.
The U.S. National Debt as of 11/24/2010 is $13,788,289,275,079.99! That’s $44,912.04 each! Track it yourself: http://bit.ly/nationaldebt
Boise State loses! OMFG!
Fuck, I had a thought! I’m surprised the NAACP hasn’t boycotted the word ‘Black Friday’. Hmmm
Why was Thanksgiving a great one? TH DALLAS COWBITCHES LOST! Thank you, amen.
So yeah, ate but didn’t gorge.
Watching Karate Kid. Movie sucks compared to the real karate kid.
Ley’s go Saints!
Turkey One is in. 43 minutes from done! Can’t wait.
Boyfriend finds girlfriend watching food show, he asks y u watch that? You still can’t cook! she says you watch porn and still can’t fuck!
While celebrate with loved ones, family in Oklahoma mourns. Officer Patrick Sirois was killed in the line of duty.
Tom Brady shuld be in a Geico commercial, “So esy a caveman can do it!”
Happy Thanksgiving to all. Get your trytophan on!
I can’t believe my 7 yo just schooled me in Madde on the PS2. WTF!
2/3’s support scanners at airports, North Korea attacks the South and they want to legize criminals. What next, Global Cooling?!
So, it decides to rain in AZ. Can’t launch the bird. Fuck me karma!
Peyton Sucks. Who will he yell at for that Int?
Peyton Manning sucks.
Good Sunday Afternoon. Getting ready for work.
Going to Greaswoods Flats tonight with the boys.
Up, only a few hours of sleep. I hate switching my shift like that but what fun!
For those of you that know what I was doing tonight, two words: 5 Tons
Wesley Snipes to go to prison. I guess it’s the white man’s fault for not paying his taxes for him. Maybe he can get out of jail for that.
working tonight. From 600-700am. Nice shift. Too bad no OT for me…or us I should say.
Watching TNF. The Bears are crshing it.
Good morning
Basketball is for wimps. Barely touch the guy and they blow a whistle. I love the Suns but hate how they get screwed by refs.
Basketball is for wimps. Barely touch the guy and they blow a whistle. I love the Suns but hate how they get screwed by refs.
What is that wet stuff coming down in Wshington D.C.? We need some in AZ.
Have y’all seen the lady that Brett Farve, allegedly, had inappropriate txts with? OMG! I would have too!
Funny! Everyone complaining about pat searches by TSA. But as soon as a fucking plane is bombed, the same idiots will complain
Go Michael Vick. Fuck the haters.
The AZ Cardinals fucking suck. I need them to win so that my 9ers look better with a win today. Sorry as bitches can’t tackle.
I love Thanksgiving. I think I like it better than Christmas. Christmas is too commercialized in the United States. I hate it.
Grilling burgers and having some BudLights!
Breakfast made. Now gona eat a waffle and start my Sunday Football Day!
I have a lot of practicing to do. Our kids got smoked in soccer. We need Beckham!
In bed. Not feeling it tonight.
Eprint with HP is da Bomb! I can print from my Palm Pre now. So easy to setup wirless printing too. Just wow.
Fuck, my insurance rates are going up and my deductibles too! I’ll blame it on Windows Vista. Fuck it
Europe: “Give me give me give me. Wait? You are going to raise my taxes?” Protest, destroy and march. Entitlements cost money people!
Just had a carne asada torta for lunch. The problem? It’s not lunch time yet. I will be hungry before dinner and I have soccer practice. Ugh
Watching Kansas Stm dismantle Texas!
AZ v Stanford! Stanford at home, not good.
Let’s go Grizzlies! Beat Los Suns, sorry ass Los Bitches. I got you SB 1070 right here! You know stu? Stugots!
